If you go out for a walk today… funny things you might see whilst out and about in the Netherlands!

(Intro to be sung to the theme Teddy Bear’s Picnic – you’ll most likely know it if you’re English. If you don’t, check out this YouTube video.)

If you go out for a walk today…

You’re sure of a big surprise.

If you go out for a walk today…

You’d better go in disguise.

For every expat (that) ever there was, would gather there for certain because…

Today’s the day that Dutch people do their weird shit!!

New in Holland? I’ve devised a little game for you! Take a walk around your neighborhood and see how many of the following you can spot:

 

1. Duvet(s) hanging out of a window

Dutch duvets out of window

Photo shamelessly stolen from my Dutch friend M…

2. Kids being transported in a glorified wheelbarrow attached to a bicycle (it’s called a bakfiets)

3. A house with no net curtains, curtains or blinds

4. People enthusiastically advertising / celebrating the fact they have given birth or turned 50. (Bonus points for inflatables!)

5. Someone on a bike carrying something larger than themselves (for example: another person, a printer or a canoe. True story, bro.)

6. Beautiful chalk drawings on the footpath. Some of these kids have real talent!! 😉

7. Someone running with eye averting neon trainers

8. A trampoline in someone’s front garden. (I’ll also give points for a swing, slide or all three. They have to be in the FRONT garden though!)

9. A little community library. Love these things ❤

10. Someone riding a moped without a helmet on the cycle lane. (Let’s not get into it now… k?)

11. Impossibly long / hard to pronounce street names. Soestdijkerstraatweg anyone? In the words of Jim Jeffries “You f*cking what what?!”

12. A cyclist who is texting, calling or completely no handed. (Not condoning it… just saying what I see.)

13. Someone carrying an Appie bag. Good old Albert Heijn! (I even spotted some Dutchies in Bali once! Complete giveaway carrying their bright blue bag!!)

14. Clogs. If you see someone wearing clogs it’s actually pretty special. They’re a dying breed… unfortunately.

15. And lastly… how could I forget about dog shit?? Be careful not to tread in it!! It’s everywhere! (More about Hondenpoep.)

So, how many points did you get? And what’s the weirdest thing you’ve spotted whilst out and about in the Netherlands?

Hayley x

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