Whilst the Dutchie and I were watching Masterchef Holland last week, I got extremely excited when one of the challenges was to guess the 16 ingredients in… wait for it…
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! In fact, I was so crazily enthusiastic I actually went and got a pen and paper to join in the game! Sadly… they turned out to be non-traditional fish bitterballen with a fancy coating. I was truly disappointed that I couldn’t play! 😦
The episode wasn’t a complete washout though, because on sight of the aforementioned bitterballen – one of the contestants, Rosah, did the “lekker” hand sign which launched the Dutchie and I into hysterics!! (There’s a story to explain… below.)
If you don’t know the word lekker: it means delicious, tasty, yummy. The Dutch LOVE this word and use it at every possible opportunity. The word is now so popular it’s now used outside the realm of food, pretty much anything can be lekker! There’s also a funny Dutch hand sign to accompany it: you raise your hand to ear level with your palm pointing towards your face and wave it back and forward a couple of times… whilst saying the word lekkerrrrrrrrrrr (roll that r!!)
Let’s see Rosah from Masterchef do it:
Anyway, the reason for the giggle-fit: rewind 3 years and the Dutchie has just moved to England. We’re in a trendy pub Winchester (with a bit of a hangover from the night before) and he’s meeting a group of my close friends for the first time. We order some well-needed pub grub and he’s off: being his charming self and getting on with all my friends as I knew he would. (Bit annoying really! He gets on with EVERYONE!) 30 mins in, the food arrives and the Dutchie looks like all his Christmases have come at once!! Gotta love English pub grub!
We’re happily chomping away on our hangover-curing delights when the Dutchie locks eyes with my friend’s 2 year old son, raises his hand to his ear, does the hand sign and booms “lekkerrrrrrrrrrrrr” in his extremely-loud-and-heavily-Dutch-accented voice. The boy ponders it for a millisecond, but no… he bursts out crying at the top of his lungs.
The whole pub goes silent, except for our table who have all fallen off our chairs laughing!! What the FUCK was that!?!
The poor Dutchie had assumed it was a universal sign! Nope, a freaky-deaky Dutch sign nonetheless!
He’s now known as the official child-scarer in our circle of friends.